Does your manager at work have any weird sayings?

My manager at the pet store towers over us pee-ons. Hes like 7’5″ , smokes like a chimney and what’s worse is he’s hypogluoseimic so you never know what mood he’s going to be in.
Theres even a rumor going around that one day last year, when the manager lost his cigarettes, a former cashier by the name of Jim, was $5 short in his register. When the kid got smart, he was picked up by his legs, held up in the air, and shook until the money fell out of the poor guy.
Anyway, to make a long story short, My manager always has these sayings when we ask him things like;
When do you want me to start mopping the floors?
“That should of been done 15 minutes ago!”
(Sorry, my time machine broke)

My boss told me that he prematurely shot his wad on something that was supposed to be a dry-run, and that he now had a mess on his hands. He was referring to a situation with an accountant, but it was still wierd.

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